Two disclaimers before I write this report.
Number 1, I wasn't in the shape I needed to be in. It wasn't unfit, I just wasn't conditioned for the toll an IM takes on your body. With IM you're either all in, or you're out - there is no inbetween.
Number 2, I will try my best not to dramatize the conditions. I'm not trying to gain extra credit or sympathy by making the race sound harder than it was (there's no such thing as an easy Ironman) but this was brutal - mentally as much as physically.
Okay, lets start at the beginning.
The Cast:
Patrick (used to live in Cayman, moved back to Ireland, his 2nd IM)
Jeff (lives in Cayman, Ive done Eagleman, Boulder, Texas and Louisville with. His 11th?12th IM)
Bill ( lives in Cayman, did Victoria 70.3 with me this year and Whistler 2016 IM #3)
Mikey (lives in Cayman, didn't enter the race, just along for the craic, did Whistler 2016)
Me (IM #7, Ireland bucket list destination for me)
In a group chat long long ago, Patrick joked about us doing Ireland. Bill's response to the joke was a screenshot of his entry for the race. Jeff said he'd organise us accomodations and just like that Id signed my life away. Mikey and Shane sat on the fence long enough for the race to sell out. Shane was gutted, and Mikey was relieved. Mike somehow got a pass to come watch us suffer.
I tried to get my cousin Sean to do the race, but he said Ireland's to cold and he signed up for Florida. After last weekend's race I'd have to admit that he's smarter than I thought.
Pre-Race
Flew into Dublin, drove to Castlematyr, a small town outside of Youghal in Cork County. The place we were staying was on the grounds of an old castle.
Me, Mike and Bill taking in the sights
The weather leading up to the race was good, a little cold and rainy at times but otherwise okay. The forecast for race day was not looking good, but we were assured that its Ireland and the forecast can change. It didn't :(
The day before and after the race had perfect weather.
The night before the race the winds had picked up and we were notified that the swim would be shortened due to the air and water temps and the wind roughing up the sea.
Race morning
At 4am things were not looking good outside, cold and windy and you could feel the rain coming. As we were leaving I ran back inside to grab a jacket, not knowing that it would be the difference between finishing and not even starting.
We got into transition at 5:00, checked our bikes and waited for the call on the swim. At 6:30 they called the swim off. By this stage it was raining and the wind was gusting, life guards couldn't navigate the water and there were big safety concerns. I was disappointed but this was 100% the right call, maybe not for the stronger swimmers, but the 2 hr guys would have been in real danger.
The next call was for us to stand by our bikes and wait to be called into the tent to change, then line up for a TT start. The pros set off at 7:20am. I was about halfway up the queue, and finally got on my bike at 8:15 after standing in the cold rain for 3 hours. I had 3 layers on, thick winter socks, two pairs of gloves and I was shivering. Some people had only their tri suits on. I'd never seen people have to go to the medical tent before a race has even started. It was around 10 degrees, with a feels like of 7, which is irrelevant when you're wet and in the wind.
Waiting to be called into transition
Roughly 300 people pulled the plug on the race before it even started , Jeff being one of them. He came up to me and said "I'm out". I didn't even try to convince him to try. In Texas I saw the effects the cold had on him, and he still has some PTSD from those porta potties he used when we were pulled off the course.
Patrick was off a little ahead of me, and Bill some ways behind me.
I had a lot of clothing on, but none of it was water proof and at about 40 km in I was completely soaked through. Had they not cancelled the swim I doubt I would have been able to warm up enough to finish the bike. Thankfully my outdoor winter training in Canada had me somewhat conditioned for the cold.
Check these crowds. Just unbelievable
The rain was CONSTANT, big downpours with light rain in between. It reminded me of that scene in Forrest Gump when he was in Vietnam. The roads weren't great on a good day, but the wetness made them terrible. Not knowing if the puddle ahead was a pothole or not was pretty stressful. Add in the wind and the cold, the long climbs and terrifying descents and it made for an incredibly challenging bike ride. Oh, and I couldn't see a thing. My sunglasses were a mess and without them my eyeballs took a beating so yeah. It was like driving a car without wiper blades then having to decide if you want a windshield or not. Patrick, who regularly trains in this wasnt phased, and his £200 gortex jacket kept him toasty and dry. But the cycling gods saw how happy he was and at 150km into the bike he got 3 punctures. Game over! ( they also gifted him a dose of bronchitis after the race)
More than anything this bugged me the most
There was a lot of talk and scare mongering about Windmill hill, a 21% grade 400m climb we'd hit twice on the bike leg at 85km and 175km. It's hard to take triathletes seriously, they are forever fretting over water temps/the heat/the cold/the wind/the road conditions....you name it and they'll worry about it. We walked to check it out after registration and my jaw dropped - it's a beast. "I'll definitely be walking that", I said. On my first lap, coming into Windmill Hill around a blind right hand corner, I'd unclipped my one pedal preparing to dismount. Taking the turn I was met by a crowd that would rival any tour de france finish line crowd. It was INTENSE. Walking was not an option so I "re-clipped" and muscled my way up, avoiding two crashing cyclists along the way. I was completely gassed at the top and it took a while for me to get my breath and legs back. Definitely walking the next time. 100% . Lap one done and I was starting to feel stressed. Id barely managed to stay on my bike the first lap, and my brakes were beginning to fail. Jeff had made a wise choice. Halfway through the second lap and I could smell my brakes burning up and could hear the peeled off pads scraping on my back wheel. By the end I had a death grip on the levers, cables fully stretched and creaking under the strain. I needed to be off this bike and soon. The bike course took us through some beautiful countryside, but it was invisible through the clouds and my foggy glasses.
Round 2 of Windmill Hill was only 5km from the finish. By this stage I knew my day was a write off and if I could do it one more time I'd have something to be proud of. By this stage (almost 8 hrs in) all the good cyclists were done and the rest had either given up or were suffering from the ass whooping received on course. The result was me being the only cyclist pedaling up, and this intensified the support. I knew I'd pay for this later, but it was worth it. There is a video of a pro walking his bike up, not because he wasn't strong enough to pedal, he was just smart enough not to.
Windmill Hill, pics don't do it justice. Not sure who took these 2 pics, lifted them off facebook
I finished the bike after 8 hours and 2 minutes - making cut off by 18 minutes. A tire change or a bathroom break and I'd have been very close to not making it. Bill came in at 8:09. 8hrs is usually what it takes me to do the swim and the bike combined with time to spare. My flight across the Atlantic wasn't even 8 hrs. You'd think that they'd have some forgiveness due to the events of the day, but they were not letting people access there run bags after 8:20. Heartbreak for many.
Racked my bike then headed to transition. Once I'd stopped moving I started to shiver. I took both my bags and put on all the dry clothes I had. A vest, a shirt and a long sleeve shirt but I was still cold. I then went to Jeff's bags and grabbed a light shell out of his bike bag. Warm at last, Thanks Jeff!
I headed out on the run and was actually feeling pretty good. All the suffering on the bike had been mental I figured. Legs felt okay and energy was up. First 10k breezed by in an hour, then things got hard.(Maybe not just mental). The lack of long runs and bikes and bricks started to take its toll and my legs got achy. By 20k I couldn't fathom doing what I'd just done again (+2km). My run got gradually slower and slower till I started walking the hills up. Then walking them down. My heroics on Windmill Hill playing a small part in my demise.
The crowd support was continuous, except for this tough stretch along the beach, where it was so bad even the most hardcore of supports dare not venture.That's me in the yellow
In some sections the support was overwhelming, and I managed to push a better pace, again showing that my mind had bailed on me long before my body did.
Eventually I got over the line, 1h20 before cut off, the closest I've ever come to the cut. Despite all my complaining I was pretty stoked to finish.
I only found out near the end of my run that Patrick didn't finish. Here he is with Jeff getting some run in near the end of mine.
I'd seen Bill a few times on the turns, and suspected he'd be outside the cut off. Patrick, Jeff and Mike saw him and told him that his current pace would result in not finishing. He dug deep and came across the line with some minutes to spare and was one of the last athletes over the line. For his efforts Mike Reilly (now famous for his IM announcing) came down onto the finish straight to congratulate him.
His finish line jig got him onto the official highlight video
One thing that's brutal about these races is the finish line pack up. The second that time runs out they dismantle the finish and if you're 200m away it's gone by the time you get there. Roughly a third of the race entrants didn't finish, with many ending in the medical tent with hypothermia or injuries from crashing their bikes.
Besides for all my whinging I had a great time, I'd definitely travel back to Ireland, but I doubt I'll ever put myself through that again. The hospitality and support of the Irish and Cork County was unbelievable, you'd swear every visitor was a famous celebrity. Some sat in the rain ALL DAY cheering. Some knew my name before they could even see my bib. Every cheer was sincere and you knew they meant it. The athlete store sold out of everything that said Ironman Cork on it, mainly because of the locals buying gear for themselves. I've never seen anything like it.
Thanks Jeff for sorting us out and for braving the crazy Irish country roads( by car at least), Paddy for your organizing, getting cars out of the mud and letting me fall asleep in your living room every day after the race ( Thanks Suzanne too). Thanks Mikey for snapping the pics, even though my camera has no "auto-zoom" and Bill McFarland for just being a legend.
We spent the days after the race drinking beer in Dublin.
On Wednesday I made my way to Patrick's and did a long hike, 2 short runs, a lot of eating and also a lot of sleeping.
On the finish line I vowed , NEVER AGAIN, but sitting here 10 days later recovering from a bad cold, I don't remember it being that bad.